I like things and I am going to share them with you because I like you too
In the end I became a sandwich

I did it guys I have spent the last week or so finally watching all of Arrested Development. I hadn’t seen it all straight through just episodes here and there. Yay!

8 hours ago on May 24th | J | 4 notes

truth-and-beauty-bombs:

i think i might be allergic to beets because every time i eat them my throat feels dry and super itchy, but maybe that’s just what happens when everyone eats beets? i don’t know… brittany is this what allergies feel like?

When I eat avacado my throat starts itching, i get super cough and my tongue goes numb but I can’t think if my mouth gets dry or not. Sometimes things I am not allergic to will irritate my throat if I am having problems with seasonal allergies.

8 hours ago on May 24th | J | 3 notes

ryanmcawesome:

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

Genius.

8 hours ago on May 24th | J | 171,461 notes

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

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deanisanactualprincess:

iwasasononce:

satan asks baby jesus for help

and how may i help you today

10 hours ago on May 24th | J | 5,606 notes

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

10 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 77,108 notes

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

10 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 100,472 notes

droo216:

fake movie meme → Guillermo del Toro’s Beauty and the Beast, with Emma Watson, Michael Fassbender, and Ian Holm

Then Beauty began to cry, and wandered sadly back to her own room. But she soon found that she was very sleepy, and as she had nothing better to do she lay down and instantly fell asleep. And then she dreamed that she was walking by a brook bordered with trees, and lamenting her sad fate, when a young prince, handsomer than anyone she had ever seen, and with a voice that went straight to her heart, came and said to her, “Ah, Beauty! you are not so unfortunate as you suppose. Here you will be rewarded for all you have suffered elsewhere. Your every wish shall be gratified. Only try to find me out, no matter how I may be disguised, as I love you dearly, and in making me happy you will find your own happiness. Be as true-hearted as you are beautiful, and we shall have nothing left to wish for.” [x]

11 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 1,039 notes

heirofmedusa:

#its ridiculous how much i love this pairing #IT SET THE BAR FOR ALL OTHER PAIRINGS EVER I THINK

My feelings.

11 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 121,477 notes
Tagged as: #Anastasia 

uneamiedelabc:

Favourite promos → North & South

11 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 1,045 notes
Tagged as: #North and south 

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

12 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 62,959 notes

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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David must have done this on purpose….

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12 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 177,690 notes